Bathroom Inspired Poetry From The Bath Outlet

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In honor of National Poetry Month, the team at The Bath Outlet have let the creative juices flow and unleashed their poetic powers to produce some bathroom-inspired poetry!  Check out their poems below to find your favorites!

Showers in April

By: Jessica

April is a time for showers

Outside for plants and inside has powers

From the shower head the warm water flows

While outside the warm spring wind comes and goes

 

We enjoy the cleanness the shower provides

We enjoy all the things we can do outside

The bathroom was a well inspired dream

Because no matter how dirty we can always get clean

 

Shower

By: Tom

 

Soapy

Hair

Ooh la la,

Water

Everywhere

Rut-roh

 

Shared Bathroom

By: Trish

 

uh Oh – oh no,…here we go.

again the towels are on the bathroom flo’

one day you clean, the next day a mess,

why does this have to cause me so much stress?

the toilet seat is up once more,

and water spots all over the shower door.

Oh why oh why, does this have to be so hard,

might as well tell my husband to go out in the yard.

 

Bathroom Haiku

By: Vinny

 

Shiny soap holder

Warm towel racks make me happy

Peaceful, tranquil place

 

SQUEAKY CLEAN

By: Melanie

 

WASH YOUR HANDS

AND WASH YOUR FEET

BUBBLE BATHS

AND BRUSHING TEETH

 

DON’T FORGET

WASH BEHIND YOUR EARS

SOAP IN YOUR EYES

WILL HAVE NO TEARS

 

RUBBER DUCKIES

MAKE BATH TIME FUN

WASH AND DRY

AND THEN YOU’RE DONE!

 

TOOTH PASTE TASTING

MINTY CLEAN

TURN THE WATER OFF

DON’T LET IT STREAM!

 

IF IT’S RIGHT BEFORE BED

OR WAKING UP WITH THE MORNING SUN

BATHROOM TIME IS LOTS OF FUN!

 

 Customer Service

By: Jessica

 

You can come to The Bath Outlet for all your needs

As our employees have all kinds of leads

Suggesting some options that you will enjoy

So, in your bathroom you can install and employ

 

From shiny mirrors to towel bars to vanities and diverters

A stunning bathroom your family and friends’ emotions, it stirs

And they will inquire while they stay at your house

That they might want one for their friend or their spouse

 

Don’t be afraid to give us an e-mail or call

From the tiniest bathroom to a commercial stall in a mall

Our customer service and IT thrives on this life

So no need to worry about your latest bathroom strife

Photo Credit:  dpshots.com

So, after checking out all the poetry from above, which one was your favorite? Trish caught my attention with Shared Bathroom.

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